Where Bad Thanksgiving Poems Go For Posting

Though bashed by the recession

And pulled down into depression

There's a day meant to remind us

That we should be thankful for

Too much food and

Crazy families

Cars that work and

Ripe cranberries

Sweet tater pie for Southerners

Pumpkin pie if from the North.

Wishing you a thankful day

For kith and kin

Drinkers of gin

For those who make your life pure hell

For those in life who wish you well.

Pour them whole into life's pie

Kiss them quick

Embrace the sky

And know that they're giving

The story you are living

Its richness

Its flavor

The wonder that you savor

Providing all you do and say

Perspective that will always stay

And that you'll celebrate

In faith

On this

Thanksgiving Day.